[Bea] Bzz!
Ooh. [screams]
-Bzz! -Wow! [chuckles]
♪ Live for today ♪
♪ Life's an adventure ♪
♪ Whatever comes his way ♪
♪ Whatever comes, stay in the moment ♪
♪ Keep your heart open ♪
Ah!
♪ Whatever comes his way ♪
♪ Whatever comes our way ♪
♪ Whatever comes our way, hey! ♪
"Archibald's Next Big Thing"?
[gasps] Got to go!
[sighs]
[buzzing]
[sighs]
-[narrator] Archibald was in trouble. -Yeah, no kidding.
-Like, really in a tight spot. -All right, all right, I get it!
Like, so much worse than the time that he got his head stuck in the sauerkraut jar.
To be fair, I thought a quarter was in there.
Of course you did.
Obviously, things were not going well for Archibald.
I'll figure it out.
Earlier that morning, Archibald was peacefully sleeping.
[snoring]
Oh, I hate to wake people up.
-[yells] Wake up! -I'm up, I'm up!
Good.
-Morning, Bea. -Bzz-bzz!
[sighs]
Bring it on, Thursday!
[bicycle bell dings]
[string tuning]
Ow! My eyes!
Pass.
Pass. Oh, wait! Three!
No? Never mind. Pass.
[panting]
Whoa! [grunts]
Uh-oh.
Clean!
What to choose?
Party? Swim class?
Mall openings? Adventure?
[gasps] I'm gonna go with adventure!
Oh, yeah!
It's one of those days!
Wahoo!
Good morning, siblings!
Finally, Archibald's awake.
'Sup, Bea?
Bzz-bzz.
Let's eat!
[all squawking]
I have been waiting for this day for a very, very, very...
-Very? -...very long time.
Today's the day we go to San Guapo Island to watch the endangered sea turtles hatch!
Can't you just see it?
They're so beautiful!
Ten-hut!
Now, hatch!
Go, go, go! Move, move, move!
♪ Time to hatch ♪
[sighing]
Eighty-six, 87, 88--
-[Loy] Archibald? -Huh?
We're supposed to be dreaming about sea turtles.
Huh?
[seagulls squawking]
-Wow! So many boats! -It's a dock, Archibald.
-Yeah, with boats! -Everybody have their tickets?
Uh-oh.
Tell me you didn't lose it.
No, I know I put it right here. I never... No, I lost it.
Commencing shakedown! Shake, shake, shake!
-Oh, there's my pogo stick. -Shake, shake!
Easy, easy! Ow! Oh!
I found it.
Classic Archibald. I'm gonna go see why this line's not moving.
[crowd yelling in distance]
Hm?
[hip-hop beat playing]
[gasps] Break-dancing otters!
Yes, please!
[crowd cheering]
♪ Everybody, come together ♪
♪ Even those without a feather Watch me flap my little wings ♪
♪ While I bring, bring, bring These sick moves to the group ♪
♪ Watch me loop around the coop ♪
♪ I'm about to mystify Because this chicken's gonna fly ♪
♪ Let me hear you say yeah ♪
[spectator] Helicopter! Whoo! Whoa!
♪ Let me hear you say yeah ♪
Look at him go!
[laughs] Whoa!
Yeah!
[cheering]
Raise the roof!
-[ship horn blares] -[gasps]
They left without me!
Need some help, dude?
Oh, no. I got a plan.
[whimpers]
You got some fly moves!
Oh, chickens can't fly!
No, I mean your moves are fly.
Uh... Only about ten feet, then I get really tired.
Never mind.
[panting]
[grunting]
[panting]
Huh?
[sighs]
Bzz!
Well, that's embarrassing.
[ship horn blares]
I have been planning this trip since I was a yolk sac. [giggles]
And even though Archibald always finds a... [gasps]
Wait. Where's Archibald?
I got eyes on him.
Phew! Thought we lost him... again.
Anyway, seeing these turtles hatch today is totally on my vision board.
[bird screeches]
[sighs]
[gasps] Yes!
OK.
[narrator] Yep, right back to when we first met Archibald,
and not much has changed.
To be fair, everything we've seen so far was a flashback.
I am ready to keep going.
Hm.
There's my feet.
Huh?
[screams] Don't eat me!
[Bea screams]
[grunting]
[muffled screaming]
[whales exhales]
[Archibald panting]
-You need help, Chicken Dude? -You're not gonna eat me?
Raw chicken? Not safe, baby.
Good call.
You look a little lost.
I'm just trying to get to San Guapo Island.
In a dinghy?
Yeah, it wasn't my best idea.
-I could help you out. -[gasps]
-You know where it is? -I didn't say that.
-Oh, OK. -But I know someone who does.
Follow me!
-What's your name, Chicken Dude? -Oh, it's Archibald.
What's yours... dude?
Ronald Spoutfly.
Keep up!
Whoo!
[ship horn blares]
We're here!
Archibald did not do so well.
[retches]
[Loy groans]
And hello, sea turtles!
Hey, Mr. Spoutfly, this is amazing,
but I don't understand how it's getting me any closer to San Guapo,
especially because... [gasps]
A Monster Whale Rally?
Just in time, chickadee!
Show's about to start.
[rock music blaring]
[Archibald] Wow!
[crowd cheering]
[announcer over PA] And now, ladies and cuttlefish,
prepare yourselves for the main event,
the whale who makes Moby Dick look like plankton,
Gordy "The Shipwrecker" Smith!
[rock music blaring]
Whoo! Marry me, Gordy!
That's the guy getting you to San Guapo.
The Shipwrecker?
Whoa!
[giggles]
[whimpers]
Hey there, Gordy!
Ronnie, my man!
Great to see you!
Now, what is a chicken doing at the bottom of the ocean?
Can I have your autograph?
Uh...
Gordy, this little guy is lost and needs to get to San Guapo Island.
What?
I have done shows in San Guapo!
It is great this time of year, too!
The sea turtles should be hatching any day now.
[gasps]
It's today. I'm supposed to be there with my sister and brothers.
Well, let's cut the chitter-chatter, rigmarole, hoop-de-doop,
and get out of here!
[Loy] Hey, little guys!
I'm gonna name you Pumpkin. And you are Mr. Ticklebottom, aren't you?
Well... it's time for you to get in the water.
Oh, no!
Look at the water! The tide's too low and too far out!
They will never make it! What are we gonna do?
Here's your stop, little man.
Wow. You really saved my shanks.
Any time, Chicken Dude.
If you ever need any help, you know where to find us.
-Thanks, pal. -Later, muchacho.
[Archibald] Later...
whales.
[Loy panting]
Archibald!
The turtles, they need our help getting to the water!
What can I do?
Help us!
Help?
Need some help, dude?
I could help you out.
Help us!
Help.
[panting]
Help!
[echoing] Help!
[echoing continues]
[horn blares]
[echoing] Help!
[both] Chicken Dude needs our help!
[Loy panting]
Ronald! Gordy! We've got to get these little turtles into the water!
Oh, we so got this.
♪ As long as I'm here ♪
♪ By your side ♪
♪ Them times we smiled together ♪
♪ Will never die ♪
♪ By your side ♪
It's working!
Way to go, Archibald! But... how do you know them?
I break-danced with otters, missed the boat,
learned what a dinghy was, got lost at sea,
Ronald saved me, I went to a Monster Whale Rally,
I met The Shipwrecker, and they showed me how to get here.
You can break-dance?
[hip-hop beat playing]
♪ Watch me flap my little wings ♪
♪ Watch me loop while I bring These sick moves to the group ♪
[narrator] Well, the day didn't start out like Archibald had planned.
Truth be told, I thought the sharks were going to get him,
but I also didn't know he could break-dance.
[Bea buzzing]
Sea friends.
Boom!
-Good night, Bea. -Bzz-bzz.
[buzzing]
-[narrator] Good night, Archibald. -Good night.
[snoring]
[narrator] All was quiet in Crackridge.
[coos]
And then this happened.
Whoa! [grunts]
What?
And this.
-[power tools whirring] -Huh?
Huh?
Guess I'll be hoofing it.
And, unfortunately, this.
-[grunts] -[pins clattering]
We have a goose down on lane seven. I repeat, goose down.
This is Wendi Powers, reporting live from the Pelican Lanes Bowling Alley,
where the mystery bandits strike again.
"Bowling," "strike." See what I did there?
Without my ball... [sniffles]
...I'm just a big honking mess!
Police are advising residents to keep their windows shut and doors locked,
and I am just realizing now that my microphone has been stolen.
-[earpiece crackles] -What? OK, how's this?
-Police told residents that... -Hm. What to eat?
-Maybe a sandwich. -...town needs is a hero.
-Ooh! A hero sandwich sounds good! -Bzz-bzz!
[screams] Not the fridge!
Not cool, bandits!
Not cool!
Oh, there's my toothbrush.
[narrator] With his siblings away,
Archibald was in charge of dealing with the stolen fridge.
While a locksmith installed a new lock,
Archibald was busy asking Officer Jones an important question.
More corn muffins, Officer Jones?
Try again, Archibald.
-Jelly with your corn muffins? -An important question.
Oh, right. When will you find my stolen fridge?
May I be blunt?
I don't know what that means, but let's give it a shot.
-We're never going to find your fridge. -What?
And I will definitely have another corn muffin.
But my family put me in charge.
I'm sorry, son, but we haven't been able to spot one of these bandits,
let alone catch one.
Oh, bummer.
[gasps] Are these real?
On the plus side, your newly installed Ultra-Lock 9000
will keep this house safe and secure.
Oh, thanks, Larry.
On the down side, you've cuffed yourself to that chair.
Huh? Uh-oh.
Allow me.
-Ooh! Where did you get that? -Yeah, where did you get that?
That there's a master key.
It will open any lock in town.
Wow!
[pager beeping]
Whoa! Them bandits just robbed the Skunkmeyers' house! Got to fly!
[gasps] He forgot the key!
Larry, wait up!
He's gone. What do I do with this?
Well, just return it to Larry's shop. It's just a short walk through town.
But it's such an important key. I'd hate to lose it.
You'll be fine, son.
If you get into any trouble, just use your head.
Oh, and one more thing.
You think I could get a to-go box for those muffins?
[narrator] And so Archibald went to return the key,
trying to avoid any trouble along the way.
-Help! Somebody, please, help! -Come on, Bea. Let's check it out.
-Bzz-bzz! -Well, that didn't take long.
Please help! My son's melting...
ice-cream cake is inside my accidentally locked car.
[wails]
We need to get that cake out of that car. But how?
-I'll smash the window! -Bzz-bzz!
Bzz-bzz-bzz! Bzz!
Good thinking, Bea. Hang on, kid!
There is a better way.
[whimpers]
Wahoo!
The chicken saved my kid's life...
-affirming birthday cake!
You're a hero!
A hero!
[Wendi] What this town really needs is a hero.
[echoing] ...hero.
Being a hero sounds like a lot of fun.
-Ooh! -[key clatters]
Oh, I could really use a hand.
Thank you... whoever you are.
Call me...
The Keymaster.
Thank you, The Keymaster.
Just "Keymaster."
Great job, Just Keymaster.
Never mind.
[Brock in distance] Oh, no!
Come, trusted sidekick!
I think that's you.
Bzz!
[Brock] I can't believe it!
Someone locked the lawn mower inside this shed.
I was going to mow the lawn,
but I guess I'll be heading over to the arcade instead.
[lock turning]
-What? -[Archibald] You're welcome!
[groans]
[both grunting]
Dude! I told you not to play so rough.
You locked antlers with me, dude!
Frolic and be free, young bucks!
[both] Thank you, Keymaster.
Wow. Word gets around.
To the Key Signal!
Keymaster?
You called for a hero?
Oh, you're not a hero.
You're Archibald.
You're wrong there, Murph. I mean, kid who I don't know.
I am The Keymaster!
I even got this super key, see?
I guess that's cool.
But can your super key help me get my stolen bike back?
Oh. Bandits?
Bandits.
I'm not sure I can help you, kid.
This isn't even my key.
Maybe I'm not a hero after all.
[narrator] For the first time, Archibald realized
that maybe he wasn't quite the hero he thought he was.
-Rub it in, why don't you? -[in distance] Keymaster!
Keymaster!
Come quick!
Oh! The bandits disappeared down this hole with my purse.
I'd go after it,
but I'm not feeling very heroic.
Would you do it for a cookie?
I don't think so.
How about a supportive hug?
-No, thanks. -[gruff voice] Just get in the hole!
[Archibald and Bea scream]
Why did your voice change?
[grunting]
[grunts]
Bea!
What is this weird place?
Hey!
That's my fridge.
Things are looking up!
[gasps]
You're the bandits!
Why did you bring me down here?
Moles?
What do you want?
Tell him, Moe!
Tell me what?
Cue the music!
♪ We are the moles ♪
♪ We live underground ♪
♪ We don't ever go to the upside of town ♪
♪ But a water pipe's leaking ♪
♪ And life has been rough ♪
♪ So we've decided To steal people's stuff ♪
♪ We pack it in tight to keep water out ♪
♪ But the water's still rising Without a doubt ♪
♪ If we don't stop the leak ♪
♪ We will be washed away ♪
♪ And that is causing us lots of dismay ♪
Bring in the choir!
♪ We are the moles ♪
♪ Just trying to survive ♪
♪ Protecting our families ♪
♪ Our homes, and our lives ♪
♪ We are the moles ♪
♪ And we just want to say ♪
♪ We need a hero to save the day ♪
♪ We are the moles ♪
So you stole all that stuff to plug up the water that was flooding your home.
And you're looking at me because...?
-We want you to fix it. -Uh-huh.
You are a hero, are you not?
I'm not so sure anymore.
Of course you are.
Just take your special key
and shut off the leaky valve.
[moles screaming]
Also, you might want to hurry up.
This must be it, Bea. Here goes.
Huh?
[screams] I think I turned it the wrong way!
Oh, no! The key!
We've got to stop this water!
[gargled screaming]
Mm. Man, those muffins sure are dry.
[gargled screaming]
Whoa!
Wahoo!
[rumbling]
So that's where that went!
[grunts]
[gargled screaming]
Bzz-bzz! Bzz! Bzz! Bzz-bzz! Bzz!
Bzz-bzz!
Bzz-bzz-bzz!
[narrator] And then Archibald recalled the profound words of Officer Jones.
Think I could get a to-go box for those muffins?
The other profound words.
If you get into any trouble, just use your head.
Use my head.
[grunting]
[metallic clank]
Did it work?
[yelling] Hello? Did it work?
Moles?
♪ He lost the key But he still saved the day ♪
♪ And Archibald did it In his own special way ♪
♪ He saved all the moles ♪
[Archibald] So you're saying it worked?
It's a brand-new day,
as Crackridge's crime spree has come to an abrupt end.
Although details remain sketchy,
someone called The Keymaster seems to be responsible
for the return of all the stolen items,
and the good citizens of this town could not be happier.
[coos]
I'm back, baby!
Yeah!
All except for yours truly, still missing my microphone,
and forced to speak in a louder-than-normal voice.
Whoo!
For all that's crack-a-lackin' in Crackridge, this is Wendi Powers.
You know, being The Keymaster was fun, but my crime-fighting days are over.
[narrator] And that's how Archibald discovered
that he didn't need a key to be a hero.
-Isn't that right, Archibald? -You said it, sister!
[Sage] We're home!
Hey, Archibald! Anything exciting happen while we were away?
Nope, not really.
Good, because I am starving.
[gargled screaming]
OK, a few things may have happened.